We're off to Nairobi today. As soon as Mr Hotel Man has ironed my clothes. I don't really need them ironed as I'll just shove them in my bag, but they insist, it's the done thing. It'll be the first time my jeans have ever been ironed I think.

As soon as that happens, we're off. Hopefully off in time to catch our plane.

For now though, I'm making the most of netland. I'm in an internet cafe and hair salon. Why don't we have more of them in Australia?