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I was reading a website that was talking about Elijah. It wasn't doing too badly, it had some alright stuff to say. It ended up talking about prophets and the need to listen to good advice from Godly counselors who will tell you the truth in keeping with God's word. And then completely out of the blue ended with: The choice of a mate will have a significant effect on your life: physically, spiritually, and emotionally.

I thought that was funny.

Then I found a sermon by a pastor who, from his study of Elijah's prayer for rain, was able to discover the weather on the day of Jesus' return:

Six times he sent his servant to look for good weather coming from the Mediterranean Sea. He kept on praying. Finally a small black cloud about the size of a man's hand was spotted. That was enough! You know, someday we're going to see a small black cloud about the size of a man's hand. It's going to be in the eastern sky and that indicate that very soon you're going to see some quick action. When you spot a small black cloud about the size of a man s hand in a cloudless sky something awesome is about to transpire. You're going to see Jesus coming in the clouds of glory. In that cloudless cloud, here came that small black cloud. That tells you that at Jesus' coming it will be good weather, because if the sky is full of black clouds you couldn't notice a small black cloud, could you.