Today I had to go and get a check up with the surgeon. He said I have to wear sandals so that my foot can heal. I hate sandals so I wear shoes all the time except when I go and see him. When I see the surgeon I take my shoes off and put sandals over my socks. I look like a doik, and I reckon everyone is looking at me thinking that. But it doesn't matter, I know I am pulling off an amazingly, complicated deception, so I'm very smug and satisfied.

He said my toe was healing well.