I was in the change room today, trying on my shorts and after a while the shop lady knocks on the door and asks "Are you alright with your shorts in there, hon?"

I'm like "Yeah".

Perhaps I should have been excited because she called me "hon" (she probably had a crush on me) but I was too busy being annoyed that she didn't think I would know how to put on a pair of shorts.

I wonder if she ever asks the question and gets a negative response.

"I'm just having a little trouble getting my legs through the holes. And I can't figure out this button thing."