I have decided that the easiest way for me to craft a sermon is to spend a few hours pretending to do a sermon on the topic, in a loud, American accent. It's very useful. Using the accent is good because it makes you sound more "earnest" and you can make up corny-er phrases. Not that I want to only seem "earnest", and I don't want to say corny phrases, but I think that the accent is helpful for lubricating the brain.

Is that a good phrase?