I'm at the office still. I'm working on an assessment, it's due in on Friday. You may wonder why I'm working late on something that's not due for over 24 hours. You might think I have changed and become conscientious!

Never fear my friends. This is just assessment one of three which are due in on Friday, two of which are late. So I'm working now, because I'll be working late tomorrow night too, and I'll probably be working early on Friday morning. I'm still a slacker, in fact I've be slacking extra hard to have three all due in at the same time on the same day or risk certain failure.

They call me Mr Academia.