I'm in Vienna again with their crappy keyboards! Arrgh!

It's funny never been to Veinna in my life, now it's three times in three weeks!

They smoke a lot here. I think the whole of Europe will die of lung cancer soon and we can send all our boat people here. "Nauru sunk, but here, we'll lock you up in Paris."

Jo and I checked in at the airport this morning then caught the train to the city to "do Vienna". So far we've read and slept in a park, eaten lunch and come to an internet cafe. I reckon you could say that Vienna is now well and truly done.

Tonight we'll be flying again. I do love to fly.