We're in Austria. Vienna to be exact. I'm typing on a dodgy metal keyboard at a bar that sells coffee or something like that. The Y and the Z are in the wrong place on this keyboard. I know it's not that bad but it's giving me worse culture shock than everyone speaking German.

In a few hours we'll be off to St Petersburg. Till then Jo and I have to spend the time in a postage stamp sized area of the airport.

My time on this sterile computer is almost up so I should publish. If you're wondering we're tired, exited and I had three pips in one of the grapes I had for breakfast.