Quotes in my blog containing the word "dog":

"My printer is a dog."

"Exploding Dog"

"This computer is a dog."

"I'm a dog"

"There's a dude in the US who has been sentenced to spend 30 nights in dog house."

"I love my dog more. But my dog barks more than my computer and connects to the internet less."

"Bringing in the dog so she can eat it"

"I got a new t-shirt from my dog. Don't ya love dogs?"

"If my house does burn down I think I'll take the dog, the computer and my Lord of the Rings Extended Edition DVD."

And one more:

"My dog barks too much. Good night"