Wom

I was once talking to a person about how I don't have a "wom", girlfriend, and they said I would never get I girl friend if I called them Wom. But I thought about it and I don't think that "Wom" is degrading or offensive at all. I figure it's kinda liberating for women. They now have a title like Man, Wom. And they don't have to have "Man" in it. The only letter they share is the M and that's an equal letter. That is feminist equality for you. So I reckon that it should be good to call women, woms. I think they should like it.

If they don't, I'll slap em.