3/31/2003 08:42:00 pm

Courtesan

Posted by Unknown |

I have been getting some good quality e-mails today.

I got this one:

If you want a High Class Private courtesan
Please call after 9pm - 7 days a week
Penthouse Model-Sydney Australia
Please call Miss STEPHANIE


There was a phone number at the end.

And I also got a more elaborate one with some of these classy quotes:

I currently am a Ralph Model in Sydney Australia. I have been referred to you by a FRIEND...I have three other girlfriends who also have done Photo Layouts for Ralph magazine...We have decided to be a part of the world of the high class courtesan but at a price We are not the $150 an hour wrap around skirt pair of clog hookers. We are beautiful young intelligent woman who are not judgemental and in total control.

We are totally independent of the Adult Industry and as professional models we seek
to work for ourselves. We have also other Model girlfriends who are taking notice of what
we do and they will join us if the gentleman,ladies,couples are discreet

If you want photos please ask Peneloppe and Stephanie and we will email them
to you.

Please we only email to those who entered there email address and referred their friends
WE ARE NOT SENDING OUT EMAILS MORE THAN ONCE IF YOU WANT TO BE ON
OUR EMAIL LIST AND CONFIRM PLEASE GIVE OUR AGENTS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
AS THIS IS THE WAY WE WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT YOU IN THE FUTURE(
( if you want photos please ask and we will email )

We will also give you a private mobile to call in future. Please ask for the number when you call

This is the most secretive model/courtesan concept . please keep it that way
it is a very exclusive group of Sydney Models. If money is an issue with you please do not call. We say that if you are the type of person
who goes to a mercedes dealer and asks the price of a mercedes first then you probably
will not be able to afford the type of model who graces the pages of top mens magazines


So there you go. I'm popular and on the list.

Yay for me.

I'm not the type of person who asks the price of Mercedes. I don't bother to find out.

3/31/2003 04:00:00 pm

Thespian

Posted by Unknown |

I did a skit today for the student supervisors who have come to visit our college. We did one with a patronising supervisor and a geeky Bible-college student. People liked it. That was good.

3/30/2003 11:30:00 pm

Done

Posted by Unknown |

I just finished printing out my essays. It a little sad because they are pretty boring. I don't feel like I've made the world a better place by writing those essays. Sometimes when I finish an essay I feel like I've written something good and maybe the marker will be challenged a little bit. This time I figure they will say "Yep, pass plus" and off it goes. My assessments this year haven't gone as good as I would like yet.

I think I know who I'm going to blame too.

3/30/2003 11:27:00 pm

DST

Posted by Unknown |

I changed my time on Blogger so that I was right for day light saving but I don't know if it's changed the time everywhere.

3/30/2003 10:21:00 pm

More

Posted by Unknown |

More essay am I writing, yes.

3/29/2003 11:10:00 pm

Par-tay

Posted by Unknown |

I just got back from a party. Now I smell like cigarettes and pot. That's ok. The party was pleasant. I sat around and ate chips and drank Sprite (Did you know that Sprite is named after a small pixy that was used to advertise Coke in the old days, called The Little Sprite? Yes I did). It was nice hanging with my friends.

3/29/2003 07:55:00 pm

One Down

Posted by Unknown |

I just finished essay No.1. Only 1000 words to go! Yay.

3/29/2003 04:08:00 pm

556/1000

Posted by Unknown |

556 words of the 1000 I need. Yay for me.

The question is: What does Gen 1-3 teach about humanity and how should this teaching impact on Children’s and Youth Ministry?

3/29/2003 03:18:00 pm

Slacker 2

Posted by Unknown |

I haven't done any work yet. I think now is the time though.

3/29/2003 11:33:00 am

Slacker

Posted by Unknown |

I haven't blogged for a while. I'm a bad blogger.

Last night was a good night at youth group. We had a regressive dinner and while we didn't do all the eating we had planned the kids were well behaved and we didn't have to do too much shouting. I think the kids also had a good time. I think that's good too.

I played Command and Conquer on Wednesday. That's a fun game. I keep getting tempted to play it some more, but I shouldn't because I have assesments to write.

I expect I'll need to write more in here later today when I settle down to do some work.

I'm a dog

3/26/2003 10:29:00 pm

Double Dissolution

Posted by Unknown |

"Double Dissolution Triggers Grow"

Cool. We'll be able to vote out Howard.

Oh I hope so.

3/26/2003 10:26:00 pm

Rev Up 2

Posted by Unknown |

I saw the new minister for the first time tonight. I think he's a good bloke. I don't know him very well. I knew him when I was in year six, but I haven't seen him since then. But he should be a good boss I think. I look forward to it.

If he ever reads this he'll think I'm sucking up.

3/26/2003 10:24:00 pm

Peace through Punches

Posted by Unknown |

The anti-war protests turned violent today. That's a bit disappointing. They were going really well, but now it's all gone pear shaped. It's sad when peace protesters turn violent. It doesn't seem right. I'll still go marching though. I just won't beat up police. I think that's a bad move.

3/26/2003 01:07:00 pm

You Can't Stop the Murders

Posted by Unknown |

I went and saw You Can't Stop the Murders last night with James, Howie and Ryan. That's a funny film. Very Australian. If I was going to make films I'd make one like that.

Probably not. But I wouldn't be upset if I did.

3/26/2003 01:04:00 pm

Ding Ding

Posted by Unknown |

The Home Ice Cream truck is going past my house. How good is Home Ice Cream? It's good.

If I had enough cash I'd go buy some.

Ding Ding.

3/24/2003 11:24:00 pm

Zzzz

Posted by Unknown |

Goodnight

3/24/2003 11:20:00 pm

Rev Up

Posted by Unknown |

We are getting our new minister on Thursday. This is very exciting.

Have I said this before.

3/24/2003 10:37:00 pm

Approve

Posted by Unknown |

I like what Peter Jensen said.

3/24/2003 10:30:00 pm

Human

Posted by Unknown |

US troops showed reporters a hideout said to have been used by an Iraqi militiaman. The soldier who had used the hideout had only a filthy blanket to protect him from the cold desert nights, and just a plastic bag of raw meat for food.

When he fled, he left behind a picture of his two children.


If I was the sort of person who cried about newspaper articles, I'd cry about that. Coalition or Iraqi. Why do soldiers have to have families? And friends? And humanity?

3/24/2003 10:24:00 pm

Moore and Bono

Posted by Unknown |

I saw Michael Moore do his thing. He's the bomb.

So is U2. Bono looked funny when he was doing is Pavaroti thing.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/03/24/1048354525206.html

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