Mitch and I made a film for church today at college. It's about Bill the Biblical Bushman. It's a kid's show about enjoying creation. I'm not sure how good it will be. Probably middley good. Mitch was good. He's good value that man.

We had a scene where Bill showed the kids how to light a bush fire. That felt particularly naughty as I'm not one who usually thinks it's a good idea to light fires in the middle of the bush. But we did it, and it looked good and all the safety technicians were able to keep it safe and in check.